Deadly Soapbox

That's right ya salty, half-masted sons of wenches, today be International Talk Like A Pirate Day!

And as me matey here Guybrush Threepwood (no that name's not French, it's fictional) said, "We'll sure avoid scurvey if we all eat an orange."

Here be a singalong for all ye scurvy dogs.

Now, me buxom beauties, whaddaya say you and I swill some grog and go downstairs in me ship cabin? Whaddaya mean "no"?